Please don't call the Children's Aid or the police even though I know that it sounds as though I'm am torturing redheads over here. I promise that I am not.
Yes, I know you can hear the shrieking over your shower AND your daughter's hairdryer. May I suggest earplugs?
It's Luke, you see. He's grouchy and would like the entire world to know about it.
What's he grouchy ABOUT? Well, he's awake.
It's the simple things that get to Luke...