Luke: They got wet.
Belly: How'd they get wet?
Luke: The pee wouldn't listen.
These are the moments, my friends. The moments that make me laugh out loud and fall in love with my son all over again. Yes, indeed. These ARE the days.
A conversation with Matthew, shortly after the pee stopped listening:
Matthew: Did you know that I kissed Alison 7 times?
Me: Really? Seven times?
Matthew: Well, only two times today. She wasn't too into it today.
Me: Yeah, girls are fickle like that.
Matthew: Does fickle mean they're hard to understand?
Me: Yes. Yes it does.