Tonight's Facebook status update:
Elizabeth...is listening to Matthew and Isabella play "Justin Bieber":
Matthew: Baby, Baby, Baby, Ooooohhhhhh!!!
Isabella: I'm your girlfriend, right? We sleep in the same bed.
Matthew: No we don't. Mummy, do girlfriends and boyfriends sleep in the same bed?
Me: No, they don't Matthew. They sleep separately.
I shall go to Hell for the lies that I tell, but at least I will die laughing!