The reason for this is two-fold:
1. I'm lazy.
2. I'm lazy.
What? OK, three-fold:
3. I'm tired.
Here it is. A week in the life of a mama-student-blogger-with-too-much-chocolate-and-not-enough-closet-space:
5. Baskets of laundry that I have not even taken down stairs, let alone sorted through or washed.
1. Pair of clean panties I have left in my drawer (not including the ones that my husband insists I keep that remind him of our honeymoon but only remind me of how small my ass used to be...sigh...)
14: Times I had to call the Reds for breakfast on Wednesday. It would have been more, but I lost my voice (and my mind) during one particularly loud holler.
6: Times I called the Reds for breakfast this morning, before tossing their cereal in the garbage, like I'd threatened to do all those other times, but didn't.
1. The number of times I anticipate calling the Reds for breakfast tomorrow.
4. We're on the 4th "Captain Underpants" book around here. It includes character called Professor Poopypants. I don't know who laughs harder when I read it aloud, me or the Reds.
32. The highest score my kids received from me (the one holding the scorecards) during their Dining Room Furniture Olympic High Jump game from last night.
2. Phone calls I expect to receive from the Children's Aid shortly, due to "questionable parenting practices."
10: Times a day I think, "I could take you home and love you forever!" about the little people I'm supporting on placement right now.
10: Times a day I think the same thing about their young mothers.
3. Glasses of Baileys I've enjoyed. Erm...make that 4.
2. Amazing kids I feel so blessed and grateful to call mine, always.
19. Tiny, perfect candy bars I've eaten since
497. Times people read yesterday's blog post and times my mind was blown away by that.
7. Of you who'd better be channeling Bono right now...
And you? What'd your week look like, by the numbers?
What's your favourite U2 song?